Team Misfits battle for the book, and their lives
- Hinesh – Rohän Fell, a human Life Cleric of Silvanus with the hermit background.
- Sarah – Tsukiya Kimiko, a tabaxi Bladesinger Wizard with the noble background.
- Lyam – Groth, a half-orc Zealot Barbarian with the acolyte background.
- Badger – Grib, a firbolg Circle of the Moon Druid with the hermit background. (away for holiday)
- Tom – Jangar Khusugtun, a goliath Bard with the outlander (wanderer) background.
24th Hammer, 1493 DR, Year of the Purple Dragon
Kimiko ensured that her mage armour spell was active as Jangar brought a nearby ruined cart to life and Rohan imbued Groth’s halberd with divine energy. They didn’t have to wait long before they spotted two large figures lumbering along the path they had previously seen Avarice leave by.
The lead figure they recognised as Ghilgrix, the ice devil they had encountered in the Tower of Conjuration, but the second was unknown to them. It appeared to be a large humanoid with snake-like features, perhaps a variant of a yuan-ti mused Kimiko.
Following behind the duo were Avarice and her gargoyle with a plate-armoured figure wielding a greatsword beside them.
The two groups exchanged “pleasantries” briefly before the armoured figure removed their helmet, revealing grey-skinned elven features with a wicked scar running down the left side of their face. “Been a long time Groth” spoke the figure, “but this time you get to see your friends die in front of you”.
The other heroes all looked at their barbarian friend questioningly but Groth’s only response was to roar with rage and the fight began!
Ghilgrix and the snake creature surged forward, engaging Groth and Jangar, the bard caused an earth tremor under their feet but it had little effect. He commanded his animated cart to ram the ice devil while he passed between the foes to get out of the way of Groth’s sweeping halberd.
Avarice shouted something that sounded almost elven and suddenly a globe of impenetrable darkness appeared amidst the melee. Her gargoyle flew towards the bladesinger to engage her melee as the tiefling unleashed a ball of exploding ice shards that magically missed all of her allies but shredded into the heroes.
Fighting back the heroes found that the multiple hissing mouths covering the snake creature’s torso caused them to lose their focus, even to the point of causing them to strike out randomly at whoever was nearby.
Rohan kept back from the tumultuous melee, keeping his allies bolstered with magical healing as needed. Kimiko found herself overcome by the susurrating noise of the snake creature and unable to concentrate enough to use her own magic.
The source of the dark globe was revealed when the pair of drow warriors appeared, firing their hand crossbows at Rohan but the priest’s armour protected him from the undoubtedly poisoned bolts.
The elf, Korfel, maneuvered around the half-orc barbarian and while he maintained eye contact with Groth he repeatedly struck at Jangar with his greatsword. As they fought, the elf continued to taunt the barbarian, telling him that he had been the one to send the note in Bryn Shander, to bump into him in the market and drop a tracking token in his pocket so that his pets could hunt them. All the while the snake creature continued to assault Groth, managing to grapple the barbarian and keep him in place while biting viciously at him.
Ghilgrix looked towards Avarice, telepathically communicating with the wizardess, before Stamping the butt of his icy spear on the ground and disappearing in a cloud of ice shards. Rohan glared around, fearing the devil had gone invisible but was reassured when his Auril-blessed vision couldn’t see him.
The drow switched to their ebony shortswords and closed upon the priest, though his armour continued to protect him from the worst of their strikes. Meanwhile, the gargoyle returned to pounding upon the beleaguered tabaxi.
In an effort to get away from the unsettling effect of the snake creature Jangar placed his hand on Groths back and with a thunderous explosion teleported the pair of them further down the street.
Unwilling to lose its prey that easily the snake creature charged after the barbarian but the brief respite from its noise was all Groth needed and he quickly cut it down and charged back towards the elf, Korfel. Jangar was less eager to get within the elf’s sword reach and held back to provide magical support as Avarice stepped beside Kimiko and struck her down with an arcane-infused fist before hurling a pair of similarly infused bolts at Jangar and Rohan.
With the tabaxi unconscious on the floor the gargoyle flew across the street to assist the elf against the barbarian though its attacks did little more than annoy the half-orc. Still weathering the blades of the drow, Rohan called upon the divine energies of his god and sent a burst of healing energy out to heal himself, Groth and revive Kimiko.
The bladesinger sprang back onto her feet with her cat-like grace and began to spin her spear through the conjuring motions for her steel wind strike spell, unleashing the first attack against Avarice beside her. The magically enhanced spear strike hit the wizardess hard but before the tabaxi could whisk away to continue her strikes a flare of icy magic burst from the tiefling to encase the tabaxi before it shattered into tiny pieces and Kimiko was gone!
Avarice calmly walked along the street, pulling a familiar red glowing vial from her belt pouch and chugging it down, healing much of the damage Kimiko had just inflicted.
One of the drow uttered a word in their language and Rohan was outlined in glowing mauve flames, making it much easier for the second drow to finally land a blow with his blades, dropping the priest of Silvanus into unconsciousness.
Incensed with the apparent deaths of his allies Groth assaulted Korfel with renewed ferocity, and the elf fell lifeless to the floor. But the drow fired their crossbows at the hulking barbarian and their insidious poison took the fight out of him too.
Avarice sent her gargoyle over to Groth’s slumbering form, it pulled his bag of holding from his belt and took it back to its mistress as Kimiko reappeared, shivering and frost-covered from her banishment to the frigid realm of Cania, seeing her companions on the floor with enemies stood over them.
Before the gargoyle could hand Avarice the stolen bag, Jangar launched a psychic lance into the monster, shattering it into stoney fragments. Showing the first sign of any emotion, Avarice gave a feral snarl, commanding the drow to slit the throats of the unconscious heroes as she hurled arcane bolts at both Kimiko and the bard, sending their souls to join their friends in the afterlife.
30th Hammer, 1493 DR, Year of the Purple Dragon
Miles away in Bryn Shander, the townsfolk felt a shudder, lifting their heads they saw the snow-laden clouds begin to part and the sun force its way through. Their voices were raised in joy, celebrating the success of the heroes that had set out to put an end to the Everlasting Rime of Auril of the Frostmaiden.
The cheers quickly turned to cries of fear and then to horror as coming out of the sky, rising up over the summit of Kelvin’s Cairn and growling larger as it came nearer was a circular black object, massive purple-black tentacles erupting from its underside as if some great sea creature were being birthed from beyond …
And so the adventures of the Misfits in Icewind Dale come to an end. Honestly, the dice absolutely hated the heroes in this battle, with only Rohan being able to pass the required wisdom save to avoid the numbing effects of the snake creature (Kimiko failed every time apart from once and on that occasion her spell was counterspelled). The elf, Korfel, was a rival created from Groth’s backstory (he used the heroic chronicle) and had been a long-term threat that finally came to fruition.
Similarly to team Gnome Force Ultra, this marks the end of the Misfits online play as we will be starting in-person play in a few weeks time as they play through the Call of the Netherdeep in the world of Exandria.